Magic: The Gathering

Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from two-word names") [Unstable]

$0.60
Set: Unstable
Type: Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight
Rarity: Uncommon
Cost: {W}{W}
First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the olive forks."

Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from two-word names") [Unstable]

$0.60